thebatteur:

once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried

(via roflysst)

uptownquirrells:

tumbl-rarity:

slytherlocked:

femtaktfilosofi:

I feel weird if I don’t use Neil Patrick Harris’ full name

#same with Robert Downey Jr

and Joseph Gordon Levitt

and Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez

inigo montoya you killed my father prepare to die

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riddle-my-hiddles:

beware-the-boredom:

sherlockpins:

Omg

….wait.

hold up

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usbdongle:

xeverdeen:

im from the united states of AMERICA what do you MEAN THIS VIDEO IS NOT AVAILABLE IN MY COUNTRY 

#there’s another country? #how long has it been there

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frdirector:

The Princess Diaries (2001) & The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004)

You’ve been wearing black too long.

We shipped them before we even knew what shipping was.

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rdj4life:

peterparker-spiderman:

I LAUGHED SO HARD IT COST ME 3 MINUTES OF MY LIFE

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I don’t understand it. Senpai, intentionally acting like an egoist, when you’re not actually an egoist, just seems disconsonant.

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electricbluewolf:

raspberryragdoll:

chevchester:

whimmy-bam:

lordwatermelon:

kapsejs:

agnesaur:

the-mysterious-sugar-bowl:

kiibutt:

fairgroundsoldier:

#what kind of movie does this to you at the beginning

#we are the generation that grew up on angst and pain #that’s why we’re all fucking insane rn

I have never seen a comment on a post that is as true as this one.

I think it is because these films taught us that bad things happen. They helped us prepare for the world by toughening us up.

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interhnet:

i just died ok

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cthulhu-with-a-fez:

inspector-snuggles:

mcdownies:

the-bite-of-frost:

swingsetindecember:

that guy’s phone in the first panel became more high tech in tony stark’s presence

I am laughing so fucking hard

oh my god how did I miss that

omfg

tony stark literally upgraded a flip phone to a smartphone by being within three feet of it

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Tony summoning his Mark XLVII armor not to him, but for Pepper in order to protect her.

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